Nails Demotivational Poster
BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available
THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled
BAT WITH NAILS - When arguments *really* need to be settled
LADY DEATHSTRIKE - When making love...It's probably not a good idea to ask her to scratch your back.
HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please
NAIL BITING - A bad habit, but totally acceptable when you're this hawt.
PUPPY LOVE -
THE LONGER THE NAILS -
WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you are doing everything just right ...
BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIANS -
PLAYING FETCH - I give him credit...it took him 5 days, but he came back
NAILED FINGERS - Leading cause of temporary turrets syndrome since the invention of the hammer.
WOLVERINE'S MOM - is a badass bitch.
THAT'S A TWO KNUCKLER -
NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!
NO PAIN -
GLOWING FINGERNAILS - Because drawing attention to yourself isn't desperate or anything
FINGERNAILS - the innocent victim of Solitary Confinement
MY MOM -
HOW TO FIND A DESPERATE WOMAN - Short well groomed fingernails with her old boyfriends painted on each nail. Guess what she has been doin. Time to make your move. Giggty!
THE UNITY OF LIFE -
EVOLUTION - Motor homes.
DELUSIONAL THOUGHTS -
THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH - She can scratch what itches.