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Nails Demotivational Poster


BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available


TAGS: booger removal franchise snot fingernails ugly
Rating: 2.1/5

More motifakes by MustyK

NymRod - July 19, 2012, 7:40 pm
Gross.
[email protected] - September 18, 2009, 4:39 am
I don't know if you noticed, but she's got quite a rack on her.


THE RIGHT TOOL - when you need to have an argument definately settled




BAT WITH NAILS - When arguments *really* need to be settled


TAGS: bat nails arguments settle tools
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by RnR

Catnap - June 4, 2009, 1:03 pm
Looks like Halo 3 spike grenade.
Sean - April 18, 2009, 1:31 pm
I prefer run-away with stealth.
mallen - April 18, 2009, 3:55 am
bat with nails is good, but I prefer gun with bullets.


LADY DEATHSTRIKE - When making love...It's probably not a good idea to ask her to scratch your back.


TAGS: finger nails
Rating: 4.06/5

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Stormhawk - June 14, 2010, 7:39 pm
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, but alas, it got shredded. All of the above twas by the Mrs.
familyghost - April 14, 2010, 1:31 am
Kelly Hu with adimantium claws... Hmmm... I'd die a happy happy nerd at least.


TURBOCHARGERS -




HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please




NAIL BITING - A bad habit, but totally acceptable when you're this hawt.




PUPPY LOVE -


TAGS: infatuation puppy love lassie get your damn toenails trimmed
Rating: 3.53/5

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LogicDude - December 7, 2009, 8:39 am
Momma needs to go buy more peanut butter.
GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 5:49 pm
:)
Zed - December 6, 2009, 5:44 pm
*blink-blink* Dude, that's just... WRONG.


THE LONGER THE NAILS -


TAGS: aprchallenge fingernails
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by sickartist

CANADA - April 14, 2010, 2:30 pm
I find long nails nasty


WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE - When you are doing everything just right ...


TAGS: nails back doing just right
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 2:22 am
True that, Budog. 5L
SteveFurlong - June 8, 2012, 7:08 pm
Very good ... except for the text and copyright symbol on the image.


BORN-AGAIN CHRISTIANS -


TAGS: christians jesus cross nails agnostic
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by ronsart

GrofVuil - August 31, 2009, 3:46 pm
true. i would like to abort them.
Lena - August 19, 2009, 10:13 pm
Some christians can be so mean sometimes I know. lol
Rollseyes - August 6, 2009, 12:33 pm
Yeah... making fun of Christians is sooooooo clever. So is hate-speech.
Nero - February 18, 2009, 10:43 pm
Hahahaha! Excellent! Very witty, Ron.


PLAYING FETCH - I give him credit...it took him 5 days, but he came back


TAGS: snails
Rating: 4.44/5

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NAILED FINGERS - Leading cause of temporary turrets syndrome since the invention of the hammer.


TAGS: fingernails assignment
Rating: 4.18/5

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pieman - April 14, 2010, 1:55 pm
Yes that would be correct, and don't call me Shirley.
5butjam - April 14, 2010, 1:35 pm
Pardon my obnoxiousness, surely Tourette's syndrome?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 14, 2010, 12:21 pm
FUCK!....ASS!.....5L
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 12:11 pm
Nice one pie, i will totally vouch for this poster. 5 bustednails for you


WOLVERINE'S MOM - is a badass bitch.


TAGS: nails
Rating: 2.46/5

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forseti - December 17, 2010, 6:47 am
NOSE-PICKING : it's fucking dangerous!
pzykosiz - December 17, 2010, 2:21 am
crap. 1L


THAT'S A TWO KNUCKLER -


TAGS: apr 14 fingernails ralph wiggum
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Fatt Matt

spacedog - April 14, 2010, 7:01 pm
LOL!
Faceplant31 - April 14, 2010, 6:19 pm
I love it, nice one Matt!


NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!




NO PAIN -


TAGS: pain jesus nails carpenters hammers screaming
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Treehodger - January 14, 2010, 8:55 pm
My my, Ron. You seem to have accidentally made a true motivational poster. I don't know if we should be ashamed, or stunned. Perhaps both?


GLOWING FINGERNAILS - Because drawing attention to yourself isn't desperate or anything


TAGS: glowing fingernails attention drawing
Rating: 3.29/5

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djinnyf - April 21, 2011, 8:59 pm
Somebody was into nails stuff!!!! xx
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:50 pm
I am still waiting for bioluminescent tattoos.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:28 pm
That explains quite a bit. Thank you.
pzykosiz - April 13, 2010, 11:23 pm
I'm in Australia, it's the 14th already
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 11:10 pm
Premature assignmet motifakulation!


FINGERNAILS - the innocent victim of Solitary Confinement


TAGS: fingernails challenge day
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by gil

gil - April 15, 2010, 8:51 am
thanks Sick
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 12:10 am
Nice twist on the challenge Gil 5L


MY MOM -




CIGARETTES -




HOW TO FIND A DESPERATE WOMAN - Short well groomed fingernails with her old boyfriends painted on each nail. Guess what she has been doin. Time to make your move. Giggty!


TAGS: fingernails assignment flicking the bean
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by pieman

Jerk - September 1, 2011, 12:28 pm
i hate you Mr. buzzkillington
vellocent - June 16, 2011, 8:46 pm
Those aren't ex boyfriends, those are famous men. Dali being the most obvious on the left of the screen. She isn't desperate, she is creative.


THE UNITY OF LIFE -


TAGS: snails goes boom
Rating: 2.64/5

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Sean - March 22, 2009, 11:33 am
Thanks. But I think Elder God Douchebag actually made it. Bye.
Cubbybear - March 22, 2009, 1:07 am
Cool snail Sean


EVOLUTION - Motor homes.


TAGS: snails rule the road
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Rudedog

MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:32 am
Glad they've evolved to having a little more room and get a 5little bit faster speeds...teehee


LOGICDUDE -




DELUSIONAL THOUGHTS -


TAGS: hate beauty nails delusional rerun
Rating: 3.94/5

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Ouisa - February 23, 2011, 3:48 am
Ummm....how does she wipe her ass???


THE SEVEN YEAR ITCH - She can scratch what itches.




FINGERNAILS -


TAGS: wolferine fingernails
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

forseti - April 7, 2010, 9:34 am
There would be a lot of nosebleed if he was. I like X-Men and specially Wolverine, but seriously: would you say, it's lion-hearted to take every possible battle, if you can't die?!? I think about that for a long time... ;)


WOMEN -




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